Look advanced to far added agreeable from you!

Since I moved to WordPress I have been enjoying the benefits of its spam filter, Akismet, but once in a while it leaves one in the folder for me to check, possibly the program thinks I need a laugh now and then. I’m guessing that most of these texts were fed through Google translate from any Asian language into well, what should be English. I find them quite entertaining.

“There is clearly a bunch to realize about this. I consider you made certain nice points in features also.”

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OK, that last one actually arrived via e-mail, but I find it fascinating. Why all the compliments, you ask? It’s SEO (search engine optimization) spam, and they figure if they can bring you around with gushing praise you’ll vainly post their comments (and their linkage to whatever.) But you know what, I’m an opera singer, and that means that although I DIG PRAISE, it won’t get you anywhere. So dear spammers, I’ll still delete your useless comments, but they’re sure fun to read.

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2 Responses to Look advanced to far added agreeable from you!

  1. Diane says:


    You get far more interesting spam than I get. I’m clearly doing something wrong.

    But thanks for sharing, I needed something to make me laugh loudly.

  2. Marcellina says:

    You’re quite welcome, Diane!
    It seems to be a WordPress thing. I never got it at Blogspot.

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