For my colleague C, who is feeling a bit down on the health front, but not for this reason. At a German U-Bahn station:
Because sometimes what you need is more than just a candy bar, gel? The condoms are, according to the blog from which I swiped these, four euros. The test is twice as much and, incidentally, bears this name —
Images and information (in German) from the author of this blog, who seems genuinely stymied as to why anyone might need to buy a pregnancy test from an automat.