That birther stupidity was all very well and good as long as it stayed over in America, but now that it has shown itself on German soil (well, at Ramstein AFB, and he’s lying about being AWOL), I hope this kind of crazy is not contagious.
I’ll keep an eye out for this guy in Bavaria (so I can make his dreams come true and arrest him.)
But he is on paid leave, after all, so he may no longer in Germany. Maybe my friend Susan has already located his whereabouts. Check around the Bay Ridge area of Brooklyn.
Bring some back-up with you, just in case.